“Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off! … I’m here to see my little girl, I wanted to show her Daddy’s Thing!” - Tobias Fünke
Before John Beard was the news anchor du jour on Arrested Development, he once was a hero on a local KNBC newscast, working fast to swipe a gun away from a mental patient who was holding his newscast hostage way back in 1987. (It was revealed that the gun was merely a BB gun.) Betcha Tobias never did that in his career. (ht Mediaite)
|—||Wayne White (excerpt from the movie Beauty is Embarrassing)|
WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an interview with Ryan Lochte. Great to see anchors be human for a moment.
Like, for realz.