Design: You’re doing it wrong
Every chat between Jenelle & Barbara
Barbara: I'm just worried that you'll go back to your old ways.
Jenelle: Why do you say that?
Barbara: Because you do every time!
Jenelle: Just because I do something EVERY time doesn't mean I'll do it this time, mom!
It’s the two year anniversary of my father’s passing, and all day I’m reminded of how hard and cruel life can be. And then I had a FaceTime chat with my soon to be 2-year-old nephew, and he sang “Happy Birthday, Aunt Mandy… Cupcakes!” and I’m reminded of how awesome life can be, too. Just wish it could always be awesome for everyone. All of the time. Well, maybe not for the jerks. They can take some of that harsh and cruel shit.
Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email, you go to Alta Vista and type ‘please go to yahoo.com?’ God, Jerry, you don’t deserve the internet!
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| — | Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation “Sex Education” (via theclearlydope) |
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