A man, duh!

"I think humor is sacred; I really do. It’s my sacred mission. I think humor is the most important..."

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:56:05 -0400

“I think humor is sacred; I really do. It’s my sacred mission. I think humor is the most important thing we have as human beings. It’s thought of as a lesser thing but it’s really our most sacred quality and without it we’re dead.”

- Wayne White (excerpt from the movie Beauty is Embarrassing)

For your Friday, I present “Cat in a shark suit, riding a...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:53:55 -0400

For your Friday, I present “Cat in a shark suit, riding a roomba, chasing a duck.” You’re welcome.

Vincent Kartheiser (Pete Campbell from Mad Men), Teen Beat...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:23:00 -0400

Vincent Kartheiser (Pete Campbell from Mad Men), Teen Beat Magazine

"A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:05:15 -0400

“A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.”

- Before curse:

AFTER CURSE:

(via kellyoxford)

theclearlydope: WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:25:02 -0400

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an interview with Ryan Lochte. Great to see anchors be human for a moment.

Photo

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:18:12 -0400

quitting time on Friday after a particularly stressful week

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:34:03 -0400

thisadvertisinglife:

Like, for realz.

thisawkwardpause: patbaer: THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:50:47 -0400

thisawkwardpause:

patbaer:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

So tender! So specific!

popculturebrain: But wait, there’s more. | Empire

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:54:35 -0400

popculturebrain:

But wait, there’s more. | Empire

funnyordie: 9 GIFs of Cats Being Attacked by Ghosts Let’s watch...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:25:44 -0400

funnyordie:

9 GIFs of Cats Being Attacked by Ghosts

Let’s watch cats react to invisible visitors. Over and over again.

The cat carrying the balloon. Awesome.

buzzfeed: Design: You’re doing it wrong

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:50:51 -0400

buzzfeed:

Design: You’re doing it wrong

My nephew’s bday message to his aunt Mandy

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:49:26 -0400

My nephew’s bday message to his aunt Mandy

Every chat between Jenelle & Barbara

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:31:32 -0500

Barbara: I'm just worried that you'll go back to your old ways.
Jenelle: Why do you say that?
Barbara: Because you do every time!
Jenelle: Just because I do something EVERY time doesn't mean I'll do it this time, mom!

It’s the two year anniversary of my father’s passing, and all day I’m reminded of...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:22:06 -0500

It’s the two year anniversary of my father’s passing, and all day I’m reminded of how hard and cruel life can be. And then I had a FaceTime chat with my soon to be 2-year-old nephew, and he sang “Happy Birthday, Aunt Mandy… Cupcakes!” and I’m reminded of how awesome life can be, too. Just wish it could always be awesome for everyone. All of the time. Well, maybe not for the jerks. They can take some of that harsh and cruel shit.

tastefullyoffensive: The Timeless Art of Seduction[via]

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 08:48:46 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

The Timeless Art of Seduction

[via]

buzzfeedrewind: Just a photo of Zack Morris. Killin’ it. In...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:01:11 -0500

buzzfeedrewind:

Just a photo of Zack Morris. Killin’ it. In overalls.

tastefullyoffensive: [sirinthada]

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 12:22:04 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[sirinthada]

"Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email, you go to Alta Vista and type ‘please go to yahoo.com?’..."

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:36:23 -0400

““Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email, you go to Alta Vista and type ‘please go to yahoo.com?’ God, Jerry, you don’t deserve the internet!”

- Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation “Sex Education” (via theclearlydope)

This is me and my mustached lover.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 21:44:42 -0400

This is me and my mustached lover.

cracked: Tanner Family ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 20:49:16 -0400

cracked:

Tanner Family ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.